After reading this story earlier today about a man suing a hospital for a forced rectal exam, we really wish he had hired us as his attorneys.  Not because we think it’s an easy case by any means, but because we could finally put that title at the top of our filed lawsuit that we have been dreaming of…

“Rectum?  Damn Near Killed Him.”

After reading this article about Missy Chase Lapine suing Jerry Seinfeld and his wife, we contacted Jerry’s other lawyer, Jackie Chiles, for comment. Here’s what Chiles had to say…

“This lawsuit is outrageous, egregious, atrocious, frivolous, unacceptable.”

***For more info on Mr. Chiles’ and his practice, check here.