Based on these events, can Central Michigan entice its next football coach by stating that he will likely be the head coach of Cincinnati within 3 years?

We were wondering what was the biggest concern for Turner Gill heading into the head coaching job at Kansas.  Would it be not abusing his players?  Making a bowl?  Competing in the Big 12?  Taking on his alma mater Nebraska?

Then the obvious answer hit us… gaining all that weight.

We have just received word that the Iowa Hawkeye football program is now under investigation by the NCAA.  Why?  Because of this guy.  That’s right, “Notti Boy” might ruin everything Kirk Farentz has built there in Iowa City.  Throwing all that cash around - what was he thinking???

Chris Mortenson is reporting that Brian Kelly will be named the next head coach of Notre Dame.  In an unrelated bit of news, the Vegas odds on Brian Kelly becoming the next head coach of Notre Dame have gone from 3 to 1 to 33 to 1 in the last hour.

Tennessee, hi there, we would like to introduce you to Karma.  Karma, this is Tennessee.  You two should get along splendidly.

Tebow’s eye black said John 16:33, so we assumed that 16:34 would involve crying.

Instead we found something more fitting: John 16 only has 33 verses, so it was the end of the chapter.

Wisconsin has a quick guard who can score in bunches; and then

Duke played Wisconsin; and then

Wisconsin beat Duke thanks in large part to its quick guard scoring 26 points.

Some things never change.

After having watched that lady from the Florida Highway Patrol get all official to announce that Tiger Woods would be fined $164 for careless driving after all that has gone on the last few days, we were left with one thought…

Even the Spurberry division of the Vermont State Troopers could have found a way to cite Tiger for more than just $164.