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	<title>Complain In Vain</title>
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	<description>For people who can’t find anyone else to not listen to them.</description>
	<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 23:30:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>USC Keeps Climbing</title>
		<link>http://www.complaininvain.com/2008/09/04/usc-keeps-climbing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 23:30:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BJK</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[We have just learned that, in an unprecedented move, the AP will be releasing a mid-week, updated college football poll.  The reason?
After several sports writers watched the USC practice on Tuesday, they have decided to switch their vote for the number 1 team to the Trojans.  The combination of how great the Trojans [...]]]></description>
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		<title>GW Is On It!</title>
		<link>http://www.complaininvain.com/2008/09/02/gw-is-on-it/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 18:04:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BJK</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[We here at CIV are really glad that President Bush was able to negotiate Hurricane Gustav down to a Category 2 storm before it hit the Louisiana coast.  Lord knows that the entire Gulf coast - of course devastated Hurricane Katrina - was extremely happy to see that Bush was able to find a diplomatic [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You Like Riddles?</title>
		<link>http://www.complaininvain.com/2008/09/01/you-like-riddles/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Sep 2008 18:26:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BJK</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s one&#8230;
What has 4 legs and could only lead the team to 0 net rushing yards on Saturday?
The Clemson backfield!!!  (Formerly known as &#8220;thunder and lightning.&#8221;)

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		<title>Who Has The Tightest Collar?</title>
		<link>http://www.complaininvain.com/2008/08/27/who-has-the-tightest-collar/</link>
		<comments>http://www.complaininvain.com/2008/08/27/who-has-the-tightest-collar/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 23:35:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BJK</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[In light of Alex Rodriguez&#8217;s boooo-tiful performance last night against the Red Sox (0-5, 2 double plays), we started thinking about the least clutch performers of all time.  You know, your anti-Jordan or anti-Woods.  If you were given the choice, you would probably take Craig Counsell at the plate with the game on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Emmitt The Educator</title>
		<link>http://www.complaininvain.com/2008/08/27/emmitt-the-educator/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 19:03:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BJK</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;re a little slow getting ot his one, but it&#8217;s certainly worth noting.  The quality of insight you gain from watching Emmitt Smith on the NFL pre-game show on ESPN is difficult to measure.  It&#8217;s terribly exciting to pay careful attention to each of his phrases, just waiting for him to say something that makes [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Perfect Match</title>
		<link>http://www.complaininvain.com/2008/08/26/the-perfect-match/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 17:12:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BJK</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[As we watched the opening round of the US Open tennis tournament last night, we noticed that during each commercial break there was an ad for the &#8220;E.D.&#8221; pill, Cialis.
We couldn&#8217;t help but think of what Jenny Gump might say about this&#8230; &#8220;Women&#8217;s tennis and Cialis go together like peas and carrots. &#8221;

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		<title>Where Was Rhonda?</title>
		<link>http://www.complaininvain.com/2008/08/21/where-was-rhonda/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 18:08:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BJK</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[As we tuned into the Olympics last night, we saw what everyone saw: NBC&#8217;s dream scenario of the women&#8217;s beach volleyball final&#8230; in the pouring down rain.
As we watched the unstoppable May/Walsh combo running around soaking wet in the little bikinis, we couldn&#8217;t help but wonder two things&#8230;
&#8211;Why wasn&#8217;t this being shown on USA?
&#8211;And why [...]]]></description>
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		<title>IOC = Johnny On The Spot</title>
		<link>http://www.complaininvain.com/2008/08/18/ioc-johnny-on-the-spot/</link>
		<comments>http://www.complaininvain.com/2008/08/18/ioc-johnny-on-the-spot/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 21:33:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BJK</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Surprisingly enough, we have recently learned that there is an organization out there more worthless that the NCAA.  Really, there is.  Who?  The International Olympic Committee.  The IOC rules with an iron fist, no doubt.  Unfortunately, the Committee&#8217;s motto - &#8220;a day late and a dollar short&#8221; - allows for that iron fist to usually [...]]]></description>
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		<title>He Really Is That Laid Back</title>
		<link>http://www.complaininvain.com/2008/08/15/he-really-is-that-laid-back/</link>
		<comments>http://www.complaininvain.com/2008/08/15/he-really-is-that-laid-back/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Aug 2008 18:59:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BJK</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[We have enjoyed the Olympic swimming events as much as everyone else.  And as we watched the Olympic swimming events of last night, we heard the Dan Hicks, the commentator for NBC, make what we thought was an outrageous claim about gold medalist Ryan Lotche.  He stated, &#8220;You won&#8217;t find anyone more laid back than [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Get Your Tickets to the Gun Show?</title>
		<link>http://www.complaininvain.com/2008/08/13/get-your-tickets-to-the-gun-show/</link>
		<comments>http://www.complaininvain.com/2008/08/13/get-your-tickets-to-the-gun-show/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 20:04:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BJK</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[If there was a line out there on what topic would so inspire to get back to posting, we assume Brett Favre would have beeen a Big Brown type favorite.  And rightfully so.  While browsing the sports pages today, we came to find out that even the AP has a love affair with [...]]]></description>
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