We posted something a while back about the lady in Green Bay who stole her daughter’s identity and tried out for the cheerleading squad.  You can click here for our take on that piece of news.

Well, turns out that Ms. Brown is going away for a bit.  Back in September, she was committed to making the cheerleading team at Ashwaubenon High School.  After her court appearance, she’s now just committed.  That’s right, Ms. Wendy Brown will get to spend the next 3 years in a mental health facility.  Check here for that story.

Do mental health institutions field sports teams?

So, we came across this awesome story this morning about a woman in Green Bay essentially stealing her daughter’s identity and going back to high school (even making the cheerleading squad).  We could not settle on the best CIV angle for a post.  So, we’re giving you all 3.  Feel free to chime in with which one you like best (and yes, I’m talking to you JC and Vinnie).

(1) This is the real life version of Never Been Kissed meets Strangers With Candy.   The only thing up in the air is who will play Ms. Brown in the Lifetime movie - Traci Lords or Tori Spelling?

(2) Inspired by watching Gabrielle Carteris (age 29) play a high schooler on “Beverly Hills 90210,” Wendy Brown (age 33) managed to enroll in high school by stealing her identify. Fortunately for her daughter, Ms. Brown’s plot was foiled before anything else of her daughter’s was seemingly “stolen.”

(3) The popular magazine Cheerleading Monthly recently ranked every high school cheerleading squad in the country. Guess who came in last? Yep, Ashwaubenon High School from Green Bay, WI.  According to the magazine, they have the most worn out looking bunch in all of the United States, even stooping so low as to have their lopsided pyramid topped off by a 15 year-old who looks like a 33 year-old meth addict.

Any more ideas are welcomed!