We got sick and tired the past few days of hearing college football commentators constantly using the phrase: They control their own destiny.  It was said about LSU, about Texas, about Alabama, about Florida, about Oregon.  So, if you win all your games from here on out, you are in a better place for good things than if you lose those games.  Genius.

We thought there was no one out there more tired of hearing this “control their own destiny” line than us.  But we were wrong - there is one guy out there who hates it more than us.