You may recall a few years back when Roger Clemens pitched for the Astros, he was permitted to not go on road trips with the team if he was not pitching any of those games.  Well, Penn State coach Joe Paterno has taken that type of catrering to the extreme.

Joe Pa has just signed a new 3-year extension with Penn State.  You can check that article here.

But what that article does not metion - and what our inside source has learned - is that the deal also includes a fourth-year option where Paterno can coach games from University Park Nursing Home on Waupelani Drive (as opposed to the press box).

Now that really crosses the line!