(1) When your star tight end asks for a trade so he can have a chance at a Super Bowl and it does not happen, the headline on your newspaper’s website says that the tight end’s teammates felt bad for him not being traded.  As in this story, which leads with “Chiefs Players Feel For Gonzalez.”

(2) Just below the story about your star tight end, there’s the “question of the week” regarding your team’s quarterback.  And here’s exactly how that question reads:  “When Brodie Croyle returns to the lineup on Oct. 19 against Tennessee, how long before he suffers an injury that will sideline him again?”  Notice, the question is not “if” he will get injured, but “when.”  The poll had 53% of voters saying the first game back, while 9% lied to themselves and voted that he would stay healthy.  At least they are assuming he will be sidelined due to injury and not poor play.

(3) Herm Edwards is your head coach.