After managing to score only 12 points this week against Cleveland, the news out of Middleton, a suburb of Cincinnati, is that the Bengals have recently signed unknown Michelle Allen to a 10-day contract. Bengals’ owner Mike Brown said of the acquisition, “Ms. Allen just really fits the character profile of our team after her recent newsworthy incident. Once we heard of what went down, we knew she could add some utter explosiveness to this squad.” Not surprisingly, head coach Marvin Lewis was unavailable for comment. The specific terms of the contract have not been released.