A friend of ours passed along this photo and caption.  It was too good to not make the cut for a post…

Untying your opponents’ shoes is just the latest defensive strategy sweeping the SEC.  It all started last year when Georgia’s defense began secretly placing “Kick Me” signs on their opponents’ backs. Now, teams around the conference are busy formulating their own genius defensive plans. For instance, an inside source at Alabama, who asked to remain anonymous due to the highly sensitive nature of the team’s new strategies, stated that the Tide’s plans include farting on opponents’ heads, telling various Mom jokes, and giving smurf bites.