Upon hearing that Adam Jones, who has dunked, was caught stealing on April 14th, NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell, who has not dunked, denied Pacman’s request for reinstatement into the league.  When informed that the Adam Jones in question was actually an outfielder on the Orioles who happens to share the same name as the NFL player and thrown out by the Blue Jays’ catcher while attempting to steal second base, Goodell banished the former Titans cornerback from the league for life for lying to him.